I want to buy a ukulele.
A strange desire from one so musically challenged, wouldn't you say?
My
relationship with making music has been a patchy one at best. There
have been a few highlights: winning a medal as part of a brass quartet
at a schools championship and performing 'You'll be in my Heart' as a
solo in front of a packed theatre.
Fast
forward a decade and a half, and the only connection I have with the
sounds of Tarzan is that my singing resembles his swinging wail.
My
cornet (read squashed trumpet) has long since been hung up and the
recorder was never going to get me any hits on YouTube. So why this
desire to buy a uke then? Yes, of course I know the lingo already.