I want to buy a ukulele.
A strange desire from one so musically challenged, wouldn't you say?
My
 relationship with making music has been a patchy one at best. There 
have been a few highlights: winning a medal as part of a brass quartet 
at a schools championship and performing 'You'll be in my Heart' as a 
solo in front of a packed theatre. 
Fast
 forward a decade and a half, and the only connection I have with the 
sounds of Tarzan is that my singing resembles his swinging wail.
My
 cornet (read squashed trumpet) has long since been hung up and the 
recorder was never going to get me any hits on YouTube. So why this 
desire to buy a uke then? Yes, of course I know the lingo already.

